Post by garlicbread on Aug 30, 2007 14:47:08 GMT
3 Old drunken fellas, 1 cockney 1 scouser and 1 geordie Sitting in the park late 1 night drinking their whiskey. Suddenly theres a rumble in the sky and a clasp of thunder, a voice bellows out 'I am god do not be afraid, i grant thee 1 question each to ask me'. The 3 auld buggers mutter amongst themselves then the old cockney man stands up and says 'God wen will dear ol' england win the world cup again?' God replies ' ah my fellow unfortunately they wont quite make it in 2008 but in 2012 they will be world champions!' the old cockney looks disappointed and mutters to himself 'I'll be dead by then'. The old scousers jumps up and says 'Ere god mate wen will the mighty reds win the champ league agen ey?' God replies 'Ah rafa will do gr8 things with Liverpool but you wont win the champions league again til 2010!' the scouser sits down looking disappointed and murmur's 'Oh hey lad arl be dead by then too mate'. The geordie jumps up ' arlreet god like, al a wanna kna is wen will the toon army win the premier league like me bonny lad?' god thinks for a bit then starts to chuckle and sez 'HERE MARRA AL BE DEED B4 THAT HAPPENS!'
;D
I'M HERE ALL WEEK
;D
I'M HERE ALL WEEK